The requested wishlist, chosen from the most dangerous toys ever:

Atomic Energy Lab: “Even more uncertain is the longterm impact of being raised by the kind of nerds who would give their kid an Atomic Energy Lab…”

Johnny Reb Cannon: I am in the South, you know. “What better way to permanently maim your little brother while spreading valuable lessons about states’ rights?”

Manley Toys Disco Light: “Dancers are now advised to use the fun sphere for no longer than four hours at a time, which is about four hours longer than any kid should be disco-ing.”

You can see “my” full wishlist at Radar Magazine. It includes hot plates disguised as toys, impaling projectiles, and animatronic cannibals (thanks to kn0w1 for the link).

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12 2006

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